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I’d rather have a dog than a wife!

  1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
  2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
  3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
  4. Dogs parents never visit.
  5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
  6. You never have to wait for a dog; They’re ready to go, instantly,24 hours a day.
  7. Dogs find you amusing When you’re pissed.
  8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
  9. Dogs won’t wake you up at night to ask:”If I died, would you get another dog?”
  10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell them.
  11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don’t run around frantically With room spray.
  12. Dogs love to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
  13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit Why you don’t lick them.
  14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
  15. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won’t kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
  16. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won’t take half your stuff.

Women and beer…. Perfect!

When a man comes home after a really difficult day at work, nothing brightens his spirits and makes him feel more appreciated than being met at the door by the smiling face of the woman he loves with an ice cold beer in her hand. Read the rest of this entry »

The iPad for women!

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Answers to the most commonly asked questions about threesomes

Is it normal to want a threesome?

A threesome is the world’s favorite fantasy; almost everybody at one time or another has had this fantasy. So the answer to this question is YES, you are absolutely normal wanting a threesome. Once someone asked me if she was a nymphomaniac because she wanted to be involved in a threesome with a couple I told her that the definition I once read said that a nymphomaniac is in the eyes of most people someone who has more sex than you. Sex is something to cherish and enjoy, there is nothing wrong in desiring threesomes.

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A bit of eye candy… help you pass the holidays… Anyone for a bit of mud wrestling?

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