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Ten reasons why men prefer guns over women…

  • You can trade and old 44 for a new 22.
  • You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road
  • If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
  • Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
  • Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
  • A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
  • Guns function normally every day of the month.
  • A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat” ?
  • A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
  • You can buy a silencer for a gun!

Ashley Madison

swimwearYou’ve got to love the Ashley Madison Agency. What a set up – advertising a dating agency for married people – pure brilliance!

Be honest we’ve all thought – or think – about it constantly. What a way to get like minded men and women looking for a discreet affair together. In the past I’d have signed up in a flash – but sadly (I have to say that in case my wife reads this) now I wouldn’t dare. Have you met my wife? She’d be wearing my balls for earrings!

If, unlike me you are man enough to take the risk and are looking for an affair with a married woman this website is a must. They even give a money back guarantee if you don’t get laid within 3 months!

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