Man’s best friend…

The star of this site!

The star of this site!

If readers of this site hadn’t guessed the dog in the header is  my (current) dog which we got from a rescue centre. We figure from history and looking around at pictures he’s half Labrador and half Beagle (probably with a smattering of other genes) which makes him – wait for it a Beagador! Yes, it really is a ‘breed’ apparently… Mutt that he is – he’s a fantastic dog, good  natured and – reasonably – well trained.

I’ve been thinking – I have no idea why – and it came to me that we probably live with more women over the course of our lives than we do dogs…. So far for me 4 dogs, two family Labradors, and my German Shepherd Max who sadly took ill and never saw out his time. I’d love another Shepherd but live with someone who is terrified of them – maybe one day… As for the number of women I’ve lived with – more than 4 – we’ve already established, women come and go quicker than dogs! :)

! Max and Kim

Max and Kim

What’s the old joke – to test who your best friend is, try locking your wife and your dog in the trunk of the car and see who’s most pleased to see you when you let them out after a couple of hours!

Cats: I can’t tolerate the useless creatures. And, let’s be honest with ourselves are a bit gay for a regular guy aren’t they! How many single guys do you know with cats – I’ll bet they are gay – if not – in the closet! Also, beware of dating women with more than one cat – from my experience it’s usually an indication of a high maintenance psycho! :)

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