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Power Up Your Super Bowl Party With ARMA Energy®

MuttzNutzz — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:53:30 +0000

DITCH THOSE OLD SCHOOL SNACKS!

Hey, U.S. football fans! Forget the same-old potato chips, nachos and party mixes. Snack differently – Eat Your Energy – when you watch the Giants take on the Patriots on Sunday. Experience an awesome-tasting boost of caffeine, taurine, and B-vitamins from ARMA Energy.

ARMA Energy has two must-haves for Super Bowl XLVI parties: COBRA (Kettle Cooked BBQ Chips) and HELLFIRE (Hot & Spicy Tortilla Mix):

COBRA (Kettle Cooked BBQ Chips): Smoked BBQ Potato chips cut from the freshest potatoes, kettle cooked in sunflower oil and seasoned with chili pepper and maple sugar.
HELLFIRE (Hot & Spicy Tortilla Mix): Assortment of almonds, peanuts, pepitas and corn sticks mixed with chipotle and paprika, topped off with Cheddar and Romano, packing a zesty flavor.

ARMA Energy applied the science of premium energy drinks to a functional food that kicks the ass of typical snacks. One bag of either COBRA or HELLFIRE delivers 70 milligrams of caffeine, 1000 milligrams of taurine, and 73 milligrams of B-complex vitamin (B-12, B-6, B-5, B-3). This is comparable to the leading energy drink. But ARMA Energy wages war on both fatigue and hunger.

Available at convenience stores nationwide.

I’d rather have a dog than a wife!

MuttzNutzz — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:16:59 +0000

The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs parents never visit.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
You never have to wait for a dog; They’re ready to go, instantly,24 hours a day.
Dogs find you amusing When you’re pissed.
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
Dogs won’t wake you up at night to ask:”If I died, would you get another dog?”
If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell them.
When you drop a silent one, dogs don’t run around frantically With room spray.
Dogs love to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit Why you don’t lick them.
Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
If a dog smells another dog on you, it won’t kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won’t take half your stuff.

FIFA is a shambles!

MuttzNutzz — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 13:16:07 +0000

According to an article on the BBC site – that carries the headline,

Qatar 2022 ‘whistleblower’ in corruption U-turn

It would seem that all is well within FIFA! We can all forget now how the corruption allegations dominated the headlines recently, with masses of evidence quoted from many reliable sources that things ‘haven’t been quite right’ for a while now.

The article continues…

The “whistleblower” behind a series of corruption allegations involving Fifa executive committee members and Qatar’s 2022 World Cup bid has told the BBC she fabricated the claims. Phaedra Al Majid, a former international media officer for Qatar 2022, said she wanted to exact revenge after losing her campaign job. She decided to go public after she said her “lies had gone too far”.

We believe you! You have to wonder though what it took to fix (pardon the pun) this one?

Now for a quick game of spot the difference….

After the Rapture…

MuttzNutzz — Sun, 22 May 2011 10:58:51 +0000

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Osama dead!

MuttzNutzz — Mon, 02 May 2011 11:19:26 +0000

No words necessary!

Michael Jackson – He’s Dead! Get over it!