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DITCH THOSE OLD SCHOOL SNACKS!

Hey, U.S. football fans! Forget the same-old potato chips, nachos and party mixes. Snack differently – Eat Your Energy – when you watch the Giants take on the Patriots on Sunday. Experience an awesome-tasting boost of caffeine, taurine, and B-vitamins from ARMA Energy.

ARMA Energy has two must-haves for Super Bowl XLVI parties: COBRA (Kettle Cooked BBQ Chips) and HELLFIRE (Hot & Spicy Tortilla Mix):

• COBRA (Kettle Cooked BBQ Chips): Smoked BBQ Potato chips cut from the freshest potatoes, kettle cooked in sunflower oil and seasoned with chili pepper and maple sugar.
• HELLFIRE (Hot & Spicy Tortilla Mix): Assortment of almonds, peanuts, pepitas and corn sticks mixed with chipotle and paprika, topped off with Cheddar and Romano, packing a zesty flavor.

ARMA Energy applied the science of premium energy drinks to a functional food that kicks the ass of typical snacks. One bag of either COBRA or HELLFIRE delivers 70 milligrams of caffeine, 1000 milligrams of taurine, and 73 milligrams of B-complex vitamin (B-12, B-6, B-5, B-3). This is comparable to the leading energy drink. But ARMA Energy wages war on both fatigue and hunger.

Available at convenience stores nationwide.

I never get why so many guys seem to be a bit afraid of some bed time accessories – but apparently according to my wife some are! Not long after we first met she joked about bring her ‘friend’ around to my place one evening. Of course, being a red blooded male my imagination started to run away with me (she has some very attractive friends!). Alas, the images in my head weren’t exactly what she had in mind!

She was (much to my disappointment and dismay) talking about her Rabbit – an item that I suspect, not without some evidence, most thirty something women who have ever watched Sex in the City posses. So, next evening she turns up with her ‘friend’ in her handbag wearing a long coat with nothing beneath it but her sexiest underwear and me, her, and her Rabbit had a rather ‘fulfilling evening’ all round…

It was early days for us at the time and later that evening we got to discussing the ‘friend’. We’d both not long come out of relationships and had both had the ‘I’m out it – time for a younger model’ phase. She was, and still is one of mine…. And she was telling me that between times her younger men had been horrified at the sight of her toy, and how shocked she was that I wasn’t intimidated at the introduction of this ‘third party’ to our sex life. To be honest, I’d never really given it much thought – toys were always a part of it for me – any guy who’s got anything about him is well aware that a little help in the bedroom doesn’t go amiss – there’s not many women who are guaranteed to hit the heights they want 100% of the time based on just our own abilities. It’s simply a biological fact we’re made differently… There’s no shame in it!

That Rabbit ‘died’ a couple of years ago – don’t ask! And she missed it dearly… So, in a moment of hedonism recently I decided to acquire her a replacement as a gift. And, have also got another couple of other items to introduce to her in the coming weeks (which I’ll return to later) from the Eden Fantasies website. Read the rest of this entry »

In much the same spirit as yesterday…

Surely it can’t just us who are totally bored by the blanket news coverage of Jackson´s death at the moment! It’s time to let it drop – the vast majority of the world’s population don’t actually care, and there’s a good number of parents who won’t be mourning the loss of an (alleged) paedophile…! The only people who really care are those who stand to benefit financially, and his deluded fans.

We at MuttzNutzz have put together our own special tribute to Jackson – it’s message comes from the heart! Read the rest of this entry »

Of course the news is dominated today with talk of the new Apple tablet computer… But I can’t say I share the excitement. I work with a PC all day, every day and have done for quite a few years now (yes a PC – I never bought into the Apple hype, or MAC logic, and the only time I had one I put a PC emulator on it). My PC is  a tool, it’s what I use to work. Looking at the new tablets – which it’s claimed will fill the gap between the iPhone and notebooks I can’t imagine for one minute being able to be comfortably used for me to complete a days work. Read the rest of this entry »

Occasionally I play about with T-Shirts slogans and designs on another website. As I’ve had a couple of my designs banned from there I thought I might put some of them on this site over time instead. So here’s the first of more T-Shirt designs and other products to come…

Click on the image to take a closer look!