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I’d rather have a dog than a wife!

MuttzNutzz — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:16:59 +0000

The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs parents never visit.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
You never have to wait for a dog; They’re ready to go, instantly,24 hours a day.
Dogs find you amusing When you’re pissed.
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
Dogs won’t wake you up at night to ask:”If I died, would you get another dog?”
If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell them.
When you drop a silent one, dogs don’t run around frantically With room spray.
Dogs love to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit Why you don’t lick them.
Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
If a dog smells another dog on you, it won’t kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won’t take half your stuff.

After the Rapture…

MuttzNutzz — Sun, 22 May 2011 10:58:51 +0000

Beard Hats!

MuttzNutzz — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 13:24:37 +0000

Came across these this morning. I’m not a skier or snowboarder, but I wouldn’t be at all shocked to hear these had caught on amongst certain types on the slopes.

I thought it was a fantastic idea – really gave me a laugh.

If you want to see more they are available at Beardhead.com

A couple of seconds away from real pain!

MuttzNutzz — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 11:55:50 +0000

Is it just me…?

MuttzNutzz — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 14:44:44 +0000

…or is everyone else tired of all the ‘get rich quick’ nonsense scattered about the Internet?

When you spend as much time as I do working on and trawling around the Internet you can’t help but stumble on sites – no matter how much you try to avoid them – all promising to make you rich with absolutely no effort whatsoever on your part.

I really enjoyed this parody of those types of sites.

Click here to see the site (but not if you might be offended by bad language).