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I’d rather have a dog than a wife!

MuttzNutzz — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:16:59 +0000

The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs parents never visit.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
You never have to wait for a dog; They’re ready to go, instantly,24 hours a day.
Dogs find you amusing When you’re pissed.
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
Dogs won’t wake you up at night to ask:”If I died, would you get another dog?”
If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell them.
When you drop a silent one, dogs don’t run around frantically With room spray.
Dogs love to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit Why you don’t lick them.
Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
If a dog smells another dog on you, it won’t kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won’t take half your stuff.

Why not to watch a bull fight!

MuttzNutzz — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:18:07 +0000

Can’t imagine this guy attending another bull fight any time soon!

Cats!

MuttzNutzz — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:06:35 +0000

I’ve never been a fan of cats, as anyone who knows me will tell you. In fact – I hate the damned things… Selfish, useless little creatures that serve no purpose other than to spread germs – and irritate me!

I used to be allergic to then when I was younger – I’m not now – but I still tell people I am so they’ll keep their precious little fluffy things away from me if I go to a cat owners house. Come to think of it, I may actually still be allergic. But, its been so long since I let one get near enough me to know whether I am or not.

How may cat owners do you know who protest the intelligence, and affection of their pets. In reality, they function on pure instinct, think their owners exist to provide them – and serve no useful place in any society except their own. Okay, I can’t object to a cat owner who keeps their animal at home and looks after it responsibly – but don’t get me onto cats in those circumstances that are allowed to wander over food preparation surfaces.

But how many cat owners are responsible? How many let their pets wander into other people space to make their mess, or wander the streets to breed indiscriminately? Do I feel bad if I run one over in my car? No! I blame the owner.

In my home town there a so many feral cats that there’s a reasonable good argument for a cull. So much so I’m thinking of taking up as my mission to undertake the task single handedly… Despite the well meaning efforts of a local charity attempting to neuter them all – irresponsible cat owners still insist it would be ‘cute’ to let their little kitty have a litter of kittens. They don’t give even the slightest bit of thought to the massive over-population of the creatures, or the welfare of the resulting felines. And, of course the process simply repeats, and repeats and repeats… Cull them – that’s what I say.

A word of warning to single guys reading this – single women with one cat, be cautious but give them a chance there’s a 50/50 chance they are normal. Single women with two or more cats – run a mile there’s a 99% chance they are a needy sociopath.

Update on the Cesar Milan training

MuttzNutzz — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 14:52:20 +0000

I wrote recently after acquiring our new dog about how we were employing the Cesar Millan training methods for the two books we had bought – How to Raise the Perfect Dog and Cesar’s Way.

Here’s a bit of an update…On the whole, with the odd glitch as you can see, yes this is one of the actual books – it’s working out pretty well. Both of the boys are way better on the lead, and generally behave pretty well together. They do occasionally have issues with each other and get a bit boisterous – but we expected that with them both being dogs.

I’ve read one of the books – must get around to the other – and pretty much watched most of everything he’s done for TV. It works – it really does. Though I do wonder sometimes that he seems to have something very special about him, almost a ‘Doctor Doolittle quality’, that we mere mortals can never hope to emulate. The man has a gift!

Another bizarre African road sign…

MuttzNutzz — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 19:02:54 +0000

Perhaps the education system in Africa needs something of an overhaul?